2004-12-02 - Diamonds Are A Girl's Only Friend
2004-11-30 - Jack Frost Nipping On Your...
2004-11-21 - When A Doggy Comes Along, You Must Whippet
11-12-2004 - This Remodel Gets Weirder By The Day
11-09-2004 - Name That Can
2004-11-07 - When Queer Eye Happens To Straight Men
2004-11-06 - Why I Love Public Transit
2004-11-04 - The Five Stages of Political Grief
11-03-2004 - Election Letters
2004-11-02 - Pet Out The Vote
2004-11-01 - Locusts in Spiderman Suits
10-29-04 - Bathroom Chaos: Day One
2004-10-28 - Bathroom Chaos: Before The Sledgehammer Falls
2004-10-27 - Next Up: Madalyn Murray O'Hair Finds Jesus
2004-10-19 - The Sky Is Falling
2004-10-19 - Dramatis Personae
2004-10-16 - The Gnomes Relive Their Return
2004-09-14 - Welcome to Jellystone
2004-08-25 - Gnomecoming
In which Magpie discovers the addictiveness of online diary keeping and decides to stick around.
In which Magpie, TheBoy and TheCat become a Nielsen family, and the A's make a run for the playoffs.
In which Magpie competes in Diary Survivor 4, the A's compete in the playoffs and both get knocked out early.
In which work continues to suck and a bunch of holidays
In which a bunch of bad things happen -- kind of like the Lemony Snicket books, only without an inheritance.
In which Magpie and TheBoy actually manage to blow town, and the A's manage to blow the playoffs. Again.
In which Magpie becomes incoherent, only able to babble, House! House! Houuuuuuuuuse!
In which Magpie settles into the house and life in El Suburb, pimps the
Diarist Awards and gets a little ranty.
In which TheBoy moves in, Sweetcheeks and Turtledove get engaged,
the gnomes disappear and living under the Bush administration wears really thin.
In which the gnomes return from their vacation, the bathroom gets ripped up and the Nest household goes into political mourning.