2007-12-01 - Still around
2006-10-25 - New link coming soon
2006-01-01 - Where, Where the Hell is Magpie?
2005-09-30 - I Wish I Were Clever Enough To Have Made This Up
2005-09-25 - A New Combatant in the War Against Compassion
2005-09-06 - Right-Wing Christian Compassion in Action
2005-08-11 - Almost Better Without the Context
2005-08-05 - You Can't Keep Them Out In The Garden Once They've Seen Paris
2005-07-17 - Highlights from the El Suburb Police Blotter, 6/29-7/10/05
2005-07-04 - El Suburb Watches The Fireworks
2005-06-27 - One Long Explosion... Of My Head
2005-06-10 - On Net.Kookery
2005-06-07 - Birthday
2005-05-31 - Grandpaficiation
2005-05-09 - The Movie Meme
2005-05-06 - America We Cringe As One
2005-04-27 - Things You Don't Want to Overhear at the Pharmacy, As Reported By TheBoy
2005-04-14 - The Healing Love of Carpool
2005-03-24 - What's Shiny Today: Please Explain This To Me Edition
2005-03-22 - Mars and Venus in the Server Room
2005-03-16 - Floor Chocolate
2005-03-11 - Darwin in Action
2005-03-10 - A Moment of Cultural Understanding
2005-03-08 - Back to Normal
2005-03-02 - TheCat Has A Health Scare
2005-02-14 - The Winter of Our Limited Attention Span
2005-02-10 - If I Had One! Million! Dollars!
2005-02-09 - My Sunset Years
2005-02-06 - The Next Big Scandal of 2005
2005-02-04 - BEER ME
2005-01-14 - Party Shuffle
01-06-2005 - Best of Magpie 2004
2005-01-05 - Magic Bonus Day
2005-01-01 - The Caffeine Master
2004-12-31 - Why I Don't Cook Much
2004-12-28 - Mortgage Roulette
2004-12-27 - What's That Wet Stuff Falling From The Sky?
2004-12-26 - The Christmas Score
2004-12-25 - El Suburb Wishes You A Merry Christmas
2004-12-24 - Have A Merry Holiday
2004-12-23 - It's a Christmas Miracle!
2004-12-23 - Letters Work
2004-12-22 - TheCat Offers Her Opinion on Flash Photography
2004-12-21 - Spotted on the Eastshore
2004-12-20 - Rumsfeld, Sweetheart of the DoD
2004-12-19 - The Tile
2004-12-18 - Again!?!?
2004-12-17 - Nothing Is Sacred
2004-12-16 - Californians Unclear On The Concept
2004-12-15 - Double-Entry Bookkeeping
2004-12-14 - But We Didn't Inhale
2004-12-13 - Your Ass Must Be This Narrow to Enjoy This Ride
2004-12-12 - Holidailies
2004-12-11 - An Ignorant Kitty Is Bliss
2004-12-10 - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Bathroom
2004-12-09 - Chutzpah
2004-12-08 - SJP, Please Leave Me Be
2004-12-07 - Reading It For The Articles
In which Magpie discovers the addictiveness of online diary keeping and decides to stick around.
In which Magpie, TheBoy and TheCat become a Nielsen family, and the A's make a run for the playoffs.
In which Magpie competes in Diary Survivor 4, the A's compete in the playoffs and both get knocked out early.
In which work continues to suck and a bunch of holidays
In which a bunch of bad things happen -- kind of like the Lemony Snicket books, only without an inheritance.
In which Magpie and TheBoy actually manage to blow town, and the A's manage to blow the playoffs. Again.
In which Magpie becomes incoherent, only able to babble, House! House! Houuuuuuuuuse!
In which Magpie settles into the house and life in El Suburb, pimps the
Diarist Awards and gets a little ranty.
In which TheBoy moves in, Sweetcheeks and Turtledove get engaged,
the gnomes disappear and living under the Bush administration wears really thin.
In which the gnomes return from their vacation, the bathroom gets ripped up and the Nest household goes into political mourning.