2004-08-23 - How Sweet It Is
2004-08-19 - Like Rain In Your Chardonnay
2004-07-28 - TheCat Learns A New Skill
2004-07-18 - Wedding Fever
2004-07-14 - Things They Don't Teach You In New Homeowner School
2004-07-09 - Reason #694 Why Being Single Is Overrated
2004-06-30 - How to Rob The Cradle
2004-06-14 - Missing!
2004-06-12 - Career Change Potential
2004-06-10 - Return of the Reagan Youth
2004-06-09 - Night of 3,000 Ladybugs
2004-06-05 - The Good News That's Actually Bad
2004-06-03 - The Brown Thumb Turns The Corner
2004-06-02 - This Week in Commitment
2004-05-28 - Aging, Rotting, Same Diff
2004-05-20 - Bush the Instant Environment President
2004-05-18 - Seize Your, Um, Opportunity
2005-05-14 - Hell Is (Writing Letters To) Other People
2004-05-11 - Overheard on the Street
2004-05-06 - Fun With Books
2004-05-04 - It Depends On What Your Definition of "Offensive" Is
2004-05-03 - Mariachi Smackdown
2004-04-19 - April Showers Bring Head-Scratching
2004-04-14 - Welcome to Hell, Here's Your Handbasket
2004-04-11 - Unclear on the Concept
2004-04-09 - A Sign of Mystery
2004-04-06 - What's Shiny Today: Christmas and Easter Jew Edition (Take Two)
In which Magpie discovers the addictiveness of online diary keeping and decides to stick around.
In which Magpie, TheBoy and TheCat become a Nielsen family, and the A's make a run for the playoffs.
In which Magpie competes in Diary Survivor 4, the A's compete in the playoffs and both get knocked out early.
In which work continues to suck and a bunch of holidays
In which a bunch of bad things happen -- kind of like the Lemony Snicket books, only without an inheritance.
In which Magpie and TheBoy actually manage to blow town, and the A's manage to blow the playoffs. Again.
In which Magpie becomes incoherent, only able to babble, House! House! Houuuuuuuuuse!
In which Magpie settles into the house and life in El Suburb, pimps the
Diarist Awards and gets a little ranty.
In which TheBoy moves in, Sweetcheeks and Turtledove get engaged,
the gnomes disappear and living under the Bush administration wears really thin.
In which the gnomes return from their vacation, the bathroom gets ripped up and the Nest household goes into political mourning.