2004-4-2 - It's A Small World, New Millenium Style
2004-03-28 - The Real Threat To Our Communities
2004-03-27 - I've Seen Paradise, and Eden, You're No Paradise
2004-03-24 - Look Great Censored
2004-03-17 - Financial Wisdom from the Carpool Lane
2004-3-15 - The Reluctant Gardener
2004-03-09 - Reading Is Not So Fundamental
2004-3-8 - Oy, With The Babies Already
2004-3-3 - El Suburb Gets Out The Vote
2004-03-01 - The Scariest Bush of All
2004-02-29 - Lord of the Oscars
2004-02-23 - Stand, Turn, Smile, Sneeze
2004-2-20 - A Brief Interlude to Pimp The Diarist Awards
2004-2-19 - TheCat Does Not Adapt Well To Change
2004-02-16 - Guilty As Charged
2004-02-15 - Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?
2004-2-11 - It's Not About The Boob
2004-02-10 - A Fair And Balanced Billboard
2004-02-08 - For Rent
2004-2-4 - The Meme List
2004-02-03 - How My Doorbell Got Its Dong Back
2004-02-02 - Super Bowl Commentary of the Damned
2004-02-01 - A Recipe for Frustrated Cat
2004-01-30 - Say It With Stuff
2004-01-22 - I'm Old
2004-1-20 - Next Time, Use More Candidate Softener
2004-01-17 - This Is My Brain on Pager Rotation
2004-01-13 - Dirt
2004-1-12 - The Meat Industry Masters The Obvious
In which Magpie discovers the addictiveness of online diary keeping and decides to stick around.
In which Magpie, TheBoy and TheCat become a Nielsen family, and the A's make a run for the playoffs.
In which Magpie competes in Diary Survivor 4, the A's compete in the playoffs and both get knocked out early.
In which work continues to suck and a bunch of holidays
In which a bunch of bad things happen -- kind of like the Lemony Snicket books, only without an inheritance.
In which Magpie and TheBoy actually manage to blow town, and the A's manage to blow the playoffs. Again.
In which Magpie becomes incoherent, only able to babble, House! House! Houuuuuuuuuse!
In which Magpie settles into the house and life in El Suburb, pimps the
Diarist Awards and gets a little ranty.
In which TheBoy moves in, Sweetcheeks and Turtledove get engaged,
the gnomes disappear and living under the Bush administration wears really thin.
In which the gnomes return from their vacation, the bathroom gets ripped up and the Nest household goes into political mourning.