2002-09-28 - What's Shiny Today: Hot Buns Edition
2002-09-27 - (It's Still) Friday (In California) Five: Relaxing
2002-09-26 - Playoffs!
2002-09-24 - Bedtime... Or Not
2002-09-23 - Garden Gnomes for the Buying Season
2002-09-21 - What's Shiny Today
2002-09-20 - Friday Five: Keeping in Touch
2002-09-19 - Book Review: The Idiot Girls' Action Adventure Club
2002-09-19 - Earthquake Weather
2002-09-18 - Up (Yours) With People
2002-09-17 - No Love for the Monkey
2002-09-15 - What's Shiny Today
2002-09-13 - Wracked With Guilt, I Spill to the Press
2002-09-12 - Spamming the Youth of America
2002-09-11 - Back to Normal Time
2002-09-10 - Not A Shiny Day
2002-09-08 - An Open Letter To Sundry's Intern
2002-09-08 - Magpie The Enamel Abuser
2002-09-07 - Bug Collections Get More Respect Than This
2002-09-05 - What's Shiny Today (Hell in a Handbasket Edition)
2002-09-04 - No Spoiled Brides!
2002-09-03 - 10 Things You Should Know Before Visiting the San Francisco Bay Area
2002-08-31 - Book Review: Ball Four
2002-08-29 - Grumpy
2002-08-25 - What's Shiny Today (Sunday Supper Edition)
2002-08-25 - Have You Seen This Teamster? Call 1-800...
2002-08-23 - My Architectural Clock Goes Tick-Tick
2002-08-20 - Beating Them Off With A Popsicle Stick
2002-08-19 - Toilet Fishing
2002-08-18 - Purse Convergence
2002-08-17 - The Contractor Under the Bridge
2002-08-15 - A Conversation with TheCat
2002-08-14 - What's Shiny Today
2002-08-14 - 8 Warning Signs of Impending Dot-Com Death
2002-08-05 - Dear Nielsen Diary: Days 3 and 4
2002-08-02 - Dear Nielsen Diary: Day 2
2002-08-02 - Dear Nielsen Diary: Evening 1
2002-08-02 - Dear Nielsen Diary: Day 1
2002-07-31 - Dear Nielsen Diary: The Warmup
2002-07-29 - The Human Bullhorn
2002-07-25 - Adventures in Bureaucracy (part 2)
2002-07-25 - Adventures in Bureaucracy (part 1)
2002-07-21 - Eulogy for a Life Well Slept
2002-07-20 - Sartorial Horror Show
2002-07-18 - Every Man's Fantasy
2002-07-17 - We're A Nielsen Family!
2002-07-16 - How the Other Half Watches Baseball
2002-07-13 - Operation Superbowl
2002-07-12 - God Bless Cod
2002-07-11 - The fog is back!
2002-07-09 - It's Hot and it's All My Fault
2002-07-08 - Sounds of the Fourth
In which Magpie discovers the addictiveness of online diary keeping and decides to stick around.
In which Magpie, TheBoy and TheCat become a Nielsen family, and the A's make a run for the playoffs.
In which Magpie competes in Diary Survivor 4, the A's compete in the playoffs and both get knocked out early.
In which work continues to suck and a bunch of holidays
In which a bunch of bad things happen -- kind of like the Lemony Snicket books, only without an inheritance.
In which Magpie and TheBoy actually manage to blow town, and the A's manage to blow the playoffs. Again.
In which Magpie becomes incoherent, only able to babble, House! House! Houuuuuuuuuse!
In which Magpie settles into the house and life in El Suburb, pimps the
Diarist Awards and gets a little ranty.
In which TheBoy moves in, Sweetcheeks and Turtledove get engaged,
the gnomes disappear and living under the Bush administration wears really thin.
In which the gnomes return from their vacation, the bathroom gets ripped up and the Nest household goes into political mourning.