2003-06-13 10:13 p.m.
Kiss My Tailpipe, Aggro Boy
Know what tailgaters loooooove?
When they scoot up right behind you, thinking that you'll be intimidated into speeding up because they're practically touching your rear bumper, and instead you just gradually let off the gas and go slower and slower and slower...
By the time I'd slowed to about 20 miles an hour tonight crossing the bridge, the guy who had rocketed up behind me and aggressively tailed me for about 1/4 mile had just about had a coronary.
I'm so going to hell. But at least I'll be mellow as I go.