2004-05-20 16:00
Bush the Instant Environment President
President Bush has gotten in touch with his inner environmentalist and has created a task force to clean up the Great Lakes, as well as tripling funding for the Great Lakes Legacy Act.
This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that the Great Lakes border on three battleground states in the election 6 months from now, of course. People who would suggest something like that must hate America.
I can't decide if I want November here now so we can get rid of this clown, or if I want it to stay away as long as possible because I just don't know what I'll do if he's re-elected.