2004-04-14 16:47

Welcome to Hell, Here's Your Handbasket

The defenders of traditional marriage might be right!

They've been warning those of us who are too immoral or stupid to see the connection that by supporting gay marriage we'd be opening the door to marriage to more than one person, to children and to pets.

A sign of how deep into the cesspool we've slipped recently is a new TV ad I saw the other day. It showed a zebra with a voice that sounded suspiciously like Barry White serenading a colorful peacock on a big velvet bed. The zebra and peacock are "together forever," just like color printing and black and white on the printers being advertised.

What's wrong with this? If you're wondering, clearly your moral compass is way off. Because the zebra that was pitching woo was clearly supposed to be male, and everyone knows that it's the male peacocks who have the bright plumage. So not only was the ad promoting printers, it was also a glamorous lure to the sordid world of interspecies homosexuality!

Those homos! So clever and so sneaky. Our moral watchdogs have a lot of catching up to do.

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