2003-07-02 11:15 p.m.
Spam, Thief of Innocence
I just got a piece of spam, and all I could read of the subject in my message list was "Mother Nature takes it".
I had to open it because I needed to know if the rest of the subject was "in the ass."
"That's what I would have thought, too," said TheBoy.
"Yes, but I'm a delicate flower and you're a pervert."
He just shrugged and went back to reading Harry Potter.
(Let's not even get into what I thought when I got one with the subject "Wet Spots On Your Lawn." Damn you, spam, for ruining me!)