2004-01-22 1:55 pm
I'm Old
That dreadful elevator muzak "lite rock" station? You know the one... it's playing in stores all around town, and it bombards you with toonz that set suburban, middle-aged, Payless-shoes-shod toes a-tappin'.
That station just played Green Day.
I'm old, I'm old, I'm so goddamned old.