2002-12-05 7:05 p.m.
What's Shiny Today: The Just Plain Wrong Files
- TheBoy and I were in Borders the other day and walked past a promotional
poster for Shania Twain's new CD. I did a double-take and dragged TheBoy
back over. Turns out the T-shirt she was wearing was this one, with one sleeve removed and
laces added to the sides. Joey and DeeDee must be spinning in their graves.
- In this morning's spam:
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- Stopped in the middle of a toll lane on the bridge this morning: a small
tanker truck from Redwood Sanitation Services. Their logo was a roll of
toilet paper. A sign on the back read: "Call Us For The Best Seats In The
House." They were vacuuming something up off the toll plaza with a big rubber hose -- I didn't want to know what.
- For when regular white zinfandel is just too much for you.