2004-11-07 12:23 p.m.
When Queer Eye Happens To Straight Men
This morning, driving back from breakfast:
TheBoy: ...and I'm really glad I started to bring a washcloth to the gym, because showering without it just really doesn't exfoliate well enough.
TheBoy: (horrified silence at what he's just said)
Magpie: (trying desperately not to crack up, so as not to ruin the moment)
TheBoy: I can't believe I just used the word "exfoliate" with a straight face.
Magpie: (cooing) Ohhhh, my own little metrosexual!
And then TheBoy called the slow driver in front of us a "stupid cunt", just to reassert his pighood.