2004-11-07 12:23 p.m.

When Queer Eye Happens To Straight Men

This morning, driving back from breakfast:

TheBoy: ...and I'm really glad I started to bring a washcloth to the gym, because showering without it just really doesn't exfoliate well enough.

TheBoy: (horrified silence at what he's just said)

Magpie: (trying desperately not to crack up, so as not to ruin the moment)

TheBoy: I can't believe I just used the word "exfoliate" with a straight face.

Magpie: (cooing) Ohhhh, my own little metrosexual!

And then TheBoy called the slow driver in front of us a "stupid cunt", just to reassert his pighood.

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