2004-02-02 10:42 AM
Super Bowl Commentary of the Damned
TheBoy is Jewish and doesn't believe in hell, and I'm vanilla California quasi-Christian agnostic and was never really taught about hell (much to Grandma Dad's distress). But TheBoy is most definitely going to hell, because there's really nothing else to do with him. Here's one reason why:
Super Bowl Announcer: "Today is the one year anniversary of the loss of the space shuttle Columbia - a tragedy that left a deep and lasting impact on our nation."
TheBoy: "It did?"
Me: "Well, this is in Houston."
TheBoy: "I think they mean that it left a deep and lasting impact on Louisiana and parts of East Texas."
Announcer: "As we celebrate the spirit of competition this evening, we remember the men and women who sacrificed so much. We also reflect on the vision and courage of NASA, as it continues to lead our journey of discovery. And we are honored to introduce the members of the next space shuttle mission, STS - 114. Please now welcome multiple platinum recording artist Josh Groban, who will perform his new release, 'You Raise Me Up' ...
TheBoy: "'...And Drop Me Like A Stone.' Seriously, don't they even think about these things when they write them?"
Roasting, I tell ya. What else is a righteous deity to do with him?