2004-12-21 8:08 a.m.
Spotted on the Eastshore
A woman in a purple caftan with black and white ruffles on the front is driving a truck down the freeway. Her hair (colored strawberry blonde with long grey roots) is splaying out from the back of her head as if she'd just woken up from a nap in her truck and decided to start driving. A chihuahua is sacked out on the gigantic pillow that is her left breast. Her left arm: holding up the boob and the chihuahua. Her right hand: holding a cigarette. Hands anywhere near the steering wheel: none.
Ahhh, Berkeley.