2002-08-15 8:13 a.m.
A Conversation with TheCat
TheBoy: "Hi, schizball!"
Me: "Who's a cranky kitty? Who's a pissy pusscat? You are! You are!"
TheBoy (chucking cat under chin) "Look at the mentally unstable widdle kitty!"
TheCat: (confused; squeezes eyes, but starts folding her ears back)
Me: "I'm small! I'm bitter!"
TheBoy: "Don't eat me because I won't taste good!"
Both: "Awwwwwww!"
TheCat: (rolls over and tries to go back to sleep)